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The Vacuum Salesman
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new
territory He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the
door,and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside
and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning
up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
the Salesman says,"why do you ask?"
She says "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
Source: Oracle Humor List
Submitted by: Robert J Elkins @ juno.com
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