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Wonders of Modern Science
A man complained to his friends "My elbow really hurts.
I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend offered, "Don't do that!!! There's a computer at the drug
store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00."
The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some
noises and the various lights started flashing.
After a minute, out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy labor.
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder
if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine
samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine,
poured in the sample and deposited $10.00.
The machine again made the usual noise and printed out
the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard
Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms
Give him vitamins.
Your daughter's on drugs,
Put her in rehab.
Your wife's pregnant
It ain't yours---get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop playing with yourself,
Your tennis elbow will never get better.
Source: unknown
Forwarded by : Lori
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