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Jet Fuel
There were two good ole' boys who finally got a job at a big metropolitan airport. Their task was to put fuel into the big jets.
One day while filling up a 747, Bubba says, "Hey Billy Bob... this here stuff smells like beer!"
Billie Bob says "Uh-huh, It shore does!".
After a few more minutes Bubba says, "Hey Billy Bob, This here stuff tastes just like Beer!!".
Billy Bob replies, "By Dang, Bubba, You shore are right!"
.... so being the two good old boys they are they each took a barrel of the fuel home.
Sometime much later that night the phone rings and Billy Bob picks it up. "Hey Billy Bob... you drinking the stuff?"
"Uh yeah, Bubba I am"
"Well, Billy Bob, is yer nose getting bigger and sorta rounded on the end??"
"Uh, yeah, Bubba it shore is!"
"And Billy Bob... is yer arms getting all stiff like and sticking out to the sides of ya'?"
"Now that you mention it Bubba they sorta are!"
"Ohhhhh, Man... Billy Bob... Don't fart!! I'm calling you from New York!!!"
submitted by Janis in New Humor
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