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You know
A lady is walking down the street to work and see a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home through the same way she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work, the parrot said to her "Hey lady."
She paused and said "Yes?"
The bird said, "you know."
Forwarded by : Linna
A bowl of peanuts
A young Minister took over a new church and thought it would be wise to visit some of the older established members at their homes. One such member was an older widow lady.
The young minister knocked on the door and was invited in. After introducing himself, he took a seat on the sofa. The older lady explained she was glad to met him, but that she was expecting an important call from her son overseas. When that happened she would have to leave the room. but he was to make himself at home.
The call came and the young minister found himself alone in the living room On the coffee table was a bowl containing peanuts. Having skipped lunch, the minister decided to take a couple of peanuts to munch on.
The telephone conversation took a great deal of time, and without realizing it, he had eaten all the peanuts. Somewhat embarressed he confessed deed when the elderly lady returned and offered to replace them if she told him what kind they were.
The elderly lady told him not to give it a second thought and there was no need to replace them. "I just put them in that bowl after I suck the chocolate off them", she said.
Thanks to Lori for this one..
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