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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 are followers of women.
Here's good news for bald heads. They say: "God made perfect heads". Those that were not - he covered them with hair.
Yes God created man before women, but you always create a draft before the final masterpiece.
Every man should have a hobby - but make sure your wife doesn't know about her.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A sunday school teacher asked a little boy, "Johnny where is God?" "In the bathroom of my house," replied Johnny. "Why do u say that?" inquired the shocked teacher. "Because every morning my daddy pounds on the door and says: "My God, are you still there?"
The teacher, during an English lesson, asked the students: "Now tell me what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" A student in the back row replied "A Teacher".
Be nice to people until you have made your first million bucks. After that people will be nice to you.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shinning and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Bank accounts are like toothpaste:easy to take out but hard to put back
The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband.
Forwarded by : Yulia Boenjamin
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