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Answer to our Prayers
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but
they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?"
the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes.
Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest
exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a
solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have
taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put
them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach
your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots
will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots
were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed
out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over
at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis,
our prayers have been answered!"
Two Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel
came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues, "he announced to them,
"I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."
And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for
the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling,
laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later,
the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes,"said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
statue and said, "You want to do it again?" And he replied,
"Yes, very much. But this time lets switch positions.
This time you hold the pigeon down and I"ll poop on its head."
Source : New Humor, September 7, 1998
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