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JesusNet


There is a new network on-line. If you've never heard of it, it's called JesusNet.

JesusNet is the best in on-line services. No charges. No smut. No Spam. Complete privacy. No computer hardware to buy. Unlimited baud rate.

Here are a few of the Terms of Service:

*JesusNet* will provide.......

1 - Unlimited access: "So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you." Luke 11:9

2 - Guaranteed connection no matter how bad the line is: "He will call upon me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him." Psalm 91:15

3 - Answers even before you connect: "Before they call I will answer; while they are still speaking I will hear." Isaiah 65:24

4 - Easy enrollment on JesusNet: "....They will call on my name and I will answer them; I will say, `They are my people and they will say, `The Lord is our God.'." Zec.13:9

5 - Peace of mind: "Do not be anxious about anything; in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your request to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds in Christ Jesus." Philippians 4:6-7

6 - IF YOU STAY CONNECTED, you can have anything you want: "If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish and it will be given you." John 15:7

IF you abide by these terms:

1 - Wholeheartedness: "You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." Jeremiah 29:13

2 - Belief: "Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours." Mark 11:24

3 - Humility and Repentance: ". . . .if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and forgive their sin and will heal their land." 2 Chronicles 7:14

4 - Obedience: ". . . .and receive from anything we ask, because we obey His commands and do what pleases Him." 1 John 3:22

The above has been a creative and fun way to describe the benefits of prayer. JesusNet is the body of believers, connected to their Lord in prayer. This is not a complete list of the Terms of Service. Please read the Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth (B.I.B.L.E.) and find more Terms of Service.
Author : Unknown
Forwarded by : Hari Oetomo in GKIMYR-L


Last updated: June 1998